If you do squats to the entirety of Blue Railroad Train, and submit it here, you'll get a FREE OVEN MITT! No wait, actually, you'll get a TONY ERC-721 (NFT), bound to the video of your self-care.
They are:
✓Zero-Utility
✓Zero-Value
✓Certified Meaningless
You can also do pushups to Nine Pound Hammer, or army crawls to Ginseng Sullivan. Those are the rules.