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East Nash Grass develops new CAPTCHA technology, "find all instances of Harry Clark". The development is widely expected to thwart AI bots worldwide, as studies have shown that the human visual cortex is uniquely suited to distinguish Harry Clark from all other objects.

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• Billy Strings wins third Bluegrass GRAMMY for Highway Prayers, while Jon Batist wins Americana GRAMMY for Big Money, continuing streak of DRM-free winners.

• Record banjo shortage on the San Juan islands causes tourist influx; revelers with few other banjo-free holiday choices

• Landmark study shows red-green colorblindness correlated to inability to discern usefulness of rocking chairs

• Thompson Guitars announces 'clam', 'mussel', and 'oyster' bracing in upcoming "D-SEAFOOD" series: "our commitment to our customers is that the scallop is no longer the only bivalve mollusk inspiring construction of great instruments." Thompson is one of the founding members of the Independent Luthiers' Bivalve Mollusk Initiative.

• Luke Munday mulls changing name to Luke Wunsday; has 48 hours to decide