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==St. Pete declares "Whole Thing" following [[Bronwyn Keith-Hynes]] and [[Jason Carter]] show== 

In the immediate aftermath of an infernous outing from fiddle phenoms [[Bronwyn Keith-Hynes]] and [[Jason Carter]] at [[Barboro Brewing]], the St. Pete Department of Things has issued a rare and archaic public alert, designated as "well, that was a whole thing."

The DoT was unable to immediately give an indication of the historical significance of the declaration.  "I'm actually not entirely sure the last time we initiated a 'well, that was a whole thing' alert," said J. Hartford, one of 17 deputy secretaries of the division.  "Obviously on our end, this is an occasion where nobody will question whether it was warranted, so we're gonna go ahead and issue it."

Several other officials immediately signaled their support for the measure, though not all were available for comment at press time.  "Obviously, this was a whole fucking thing tonight," read the preface to a statement delivered by consensus of the Damn Fucking Straight Caucus.  "I think ultimately the question for the committee is going to rest on whether Bronwyn and Jason are just a whole fucking thing, or whether the ensemble as a whole - from [[Frank Evans]] and [[Tristan Scroggins]] and  including [[Light the Wire]], was kinda part of the whole thing here."


[[File:Light the wire st pete.jpg|400px|right|thumb|Some witnesses claimed that the whole thing kinda began with [[Light the Wre]]. ]]